Bird on the Moon has been following the breaking story of a UFO siting by the Free Mexican Airforce. Peter Rowan, a leading military expert on the Free Mexican Airforce, had this to say:

Uncle Sam in his misery put a nix on the fields of Guerrero Saying shoot down all gringos and wetbacks that dare wear sombreros Either run for your lives, surrender or stand up and fight Or join the free Mexican airforce, mescalito riding his white horse the free Mexican airforce, flying tonight they're flying so high...

Buy the record and listen to his brilliant analysis. You know you want to.